What do we say to the god of death?
it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane
When my gorgeous girl and I have children, so there’s no confusion, we will not just go by ‘mom’.
I have decided to go by ‘Wolf Mama Who will Devour Me(said future child) with Ketchup if I so much walk out of line.”
And my lady will go as “Celestial Mommy of the fine arts and Princess of the Magical Moon Pandas who will send naughty children to Wolf Mama.”
Or Mama and Mommy. Which ever is easier for the kid.